Get ready for this years race to be mayor! With a face like this, there is no reason you can't win and be the next mayor.
Keep a big grin on your face and no one will notice the crack pipe in your hand. Make sure to stand for helping the tax payers of our great city, but remember don't be too efficient because you will really just hurt yourself with your excellent math skills and drunk stuper.
Lets ride the gravy train this Halloween and be the best May"oral" candidate this year.